Stardate 10-19-2015 (note, get a real star date calculator)
Today is the day my book is available online. I expect by the time I finish posting this blog about the achievement, I will go back and check my sales numbers and discover no less than a million sales which will unequivocally prove one thing: That my future fans, in an effort to collect on this rare first edition print, have gathered all their intellect together to travel back in time to the present where they will no longer be future fans. They will be… (wait for it)… present fans! I guess that doesn’t sound so momentous, but give them some credit, they traveled through time to read my sci-fi western book about the past. Although in their defense, it is way cheaper to invent time-travel because in their time my book is a very expensive cultural phenomenon that has become cost-prohibitive to everyone but the one percent of the one percent (which if you think of it is ironically antithetical to the themes of the story itself). Which is why to preserve the integrity of the punk element of my steampunk (really it’s gaspunk, but who’s quibbling?) my future fans have come back through the ages to join me on this auspicious occasion. So to stand in solidarity and to stick it to the corporate-political tyrants of every generation, let us all get out our noble credit cards and join the revolution of e-commerce to purchase my culture defining work of creative brilliance! Sorry, that got a little self-inflated. It’s really just some fun jetpack adventures. The anti-establishment vibe is more of an undertone. But really, this is the culmination of a life-long dream and may very well be my greatest achievement (excepting of course that Lego Starship Enterprise I made from scratch when I was thirteen). So go check it out! Or at least buy a copy for your sister’s boyfriend who you think is into that stuff. See you in the future, -C PS. Click here to Buy! PPS. Click here to read a Sample!
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Bills
10/19/2015 06:46:21 pm
Stardate 47634.44
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