Today I signed my first autograph. Two of them in fact! Congratulations to Erin and Jada for being quick on the ball point pen. Future commodities inspectors will look back to this blog for authentication purposes. Be sure to buy a second reading copy so you can keep your original in a hermetically sealed safety deposit box! Special acknowledgements for Mike buying both the first paperback and the first e-book! Good response time, Mike, let us know which one ends better! Also, quintuple-thanks to Tracey for setting the purchase record at five copies! I hope each one is better than the last! Lastly but not leastly, the long-distance award goes to Jim-Tom in India (at least, I think that's where he is... so hard to keep track of you, man!) Let me know how that southern slang translates in Malayalam! Thank you all, though! Sales are cruising through the roof! They are up over two-thousand percent from this time last year. It seems I am an inter-dimensional sensation that can't be stopped! The Mirror Universe just requisitioned a million more copies and the Negative Zone is sold out! Back in the real world, you can find me this weekend in Winona, MN at the corner of 5th and Main for my first ever live appearance and book signing! See my previous blog post for more info! Even though the printer still has to physically produce your copy especially for you after you order it, I have numerous reports of delivery in less than a week! If you've gotten one already, feel free to post your results on the site! I'd love to hear how the quality came out, what the delivery time was, and most importantly, how beautiful that bonus art is in the back! If you think you can do better, well, just send it to me, I'd love to see it! See you in the future, -C
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Tracey Stanton
10/28/2015 07:40:08 am
Your blog is very entertaining! I especially like how the sales are up 2000 percent over last year and the comment on which form of the book will end better. And thanks for the shout out! This is all just great! Congrats again!
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-C
11/4/2015 10:39:34 pm
Thanks Tracey! And double thanks, because not only did you set a record with your five copies, but you also beat it with six more! I hope that kind of fandom is contagious!
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